Our Christmas tree has always been health conscious.
She’s always worried about keeping fit and watching her weight, and going on all these crazy diets. And this Christmas, we’ve noticed she’s really shed some weight- all over the floor. And while we’re all very proud of her efforts healthwise, it’s been becoming more and more difficult to disguise her scrawny limbs beneath masses of baubles, bows and tinsel.
… but that won’t stop me trying.
… Did I mention how difficult it was to get those limbs to support all of these ornaments?